the helvetica scenario

I wish I was in a band, or had any musical knowledge at all, so I could make nothing but ridiculous rock-opera concept albums. This morning I had the idea for one based on Big Trouble in Little China. I think Black Blood of the Earth would make a good title, and the following songs seem like good ideas:

• Porkchop Express
• Double or Nothing
• It’s All in the Wrist
• Green Eyes, Very Rare (still undecided on this one)
• China is Here
• Thunder, Lightning, and Rain (Three Storms Pts I, II, and III, respectively)
• Difficulty at the Beginning
• Taming the Dragon

I haven’t watched the movie in a long time, so I’m sure there’s plenty of other good ones to be had. As for sound, I’m thinking something like Nightfall in Middle-Earth as done by Dezperadoz.

Further updates to come as the situation develops. Also, I need some real hobbies.